AI face scanning
NoBloat review
Depuff, debloat your face
A small AI check-in app that scores your jawline, symmetry and puffiness from 1 to 10 each day. Every feature sits behind the subscription, and it hasn't been updated since launch.
NoBloat launched in December 2025 as a daily AI check-in: you scan your face, it scores jawline definition, symmetry, cheekbone visibility and under-eye puffiness on a 1 to 10 scale, and meal logging tries to find your bloat triggers. It is unusually transparent about its stack, disclosing that face images are processed by Google Gemini and then deleted. Its own description states that every feature requires the subscription, and version 1.0 from launch day is still the current version.
What NoBloat does well
- ✓Clear 1 to 10 scoring across jawline, symmetry, cheekbones and under-eyes
- ✓Unusually transparent privacy disclosure, naming Google Gemini and its deletion window
- ✓Meal and habit logging aims to identify personal bloat triggers
Where it falls short
- ✕Every feature requires the subscription, by the app's own description
- ✕Never updated since its December 2025 launch
- ✕Weekly billing at $9.99 adds up to roughly $40 a month if you keep it
- ✕Face scoring only, with no real routine library and nothing for the body
Pricing
$9.99/wk or $19.99/yr
The description states all features require a subscription.
Who it's for
Someone curious about daily AI face scoring who values NoBloat's unusually explicit privacy disclosure and doesn't mind paying before seeing anything.
The guided alternative
Try LymphFlow instead
NoBloat gives you a number. LymphFlow gives you a routine. Real filmed drainage videos with a voiceover, your whole body covered, and no third-party AI looking at your face.
Common questions
Is NoBloat free to use? +
It is free to download, but by its own store description every feature requires a weekly or annual subscription, at $9.99 a week or $19.99 a year.
Does NoBloat share my face photos? +
NoBloat states that face images are sent to Google Gemini for processing, take 2 to 5 seconds to analyze, and are then deleted, with other data stored on device. It is one of the few apps in the niche that spells this out.
What should I use instead of NoBloat? +
If you want to actually work on puffiness rather than score it, LymphFlow guides you through filmed lymphatic drainage routines for face, tummy, legs and arms, starting at $3.99 a week.
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